First Love
First Love A clergyman in Berkshire dwelt, The REVEREND BERNARD POWLES, And in his church there weekly knelt At least a hundred souls. There little ELLEN […]
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General John The bravest names for fire and flames And all that mortal durst, Were GENERAL JOHN and PRIVATE JAMES, Of the Sixty-seventy-first. GENERAL JOHN was […]
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Gentle Alice Brown It was a robber’s daughter, and her name was ALICE BROWN, Her father was the terror of a small Italian town; Her mother […]
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Girl Graduates They intend to send a wire To the moon; And they’ll set the Thames on fire Very soon; Then they learn to make silk […]
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Good Little Girls Although of native maids the cream, We’re brought up on the English scheme – The best of all For great and small Who […]
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Gregory Parable, LL.D. A leafy cot, where no dry rot Had ever been by tenant seen, Where ivy clung and wopses stung, Where beeses hummed and […]
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Haunted Haunted? Ay, in a social way By a body of ghosts in dread array; But no conventional spectres they – Appalling, grim, and tricky: I […]
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He and She [HE.] I know a youth who loves a little maid – (Hey, but his face is a sight for to see!) Silent is […]
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