The Crusaders
The Crusaders “Peter the ‘Ermit was a ‘oly bloke,” The parson sez, “wot chivvied coves to war.” “Too right,” I chips. “I’ve ‘eard that yarn before.” […]
READ MOREThe Dawn Dance
The Dawn Dance What do you think I saw to-day when I arose at dawn? Blue Wrens and Yellow-tails dancing on the lawn! Bobbing here, and […]
READ MOREThe Demon Milk
The Demon Milk “Yer honor, please!” the prisoner said, “It isn’t wot you think. To look on wine when it is red Or alco’olic drink Is […]
READ MOREThe Drovers
The Drovers Out across the spinifex, out across the sand, Out across the saltbush to Never Never land That’s the way the drovers go, jogging down […]
READ MOREThe Elusive New Zoo Gnu
The Elusive New Zoo Gnu They had a new gnu at the Zoo And nobody knew. Tho’ the keeper, they say, had a clue; And that’s […]
READ MOREThe End of Joi
The End of Joi They climbed the trees . . . As was told before, The Glugs climbed trees in the days of yore, When the […]
READ MOREThe Faltering Knight
The Faltering Knight It knocks me can in, this ere game uv life, A bloke gets born, grows up, looks round fer fun, Dreams dilly dreams, […]
READ MOREThe Famine and The Feast
The Famine and The Feast THE FAMINE Cackle and lay, cackle and lay! How many eggs did you get to-day? None in the manger, and none […]
READ MOREThe Fool and the Fire
The Fool and the Fire A fool and a bag in a belt of scrub, Cloudless skies and the still hot days, And the countryside’s in […]
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