The Old House and the New

Is it only twelve mont’ I play de fool,
You’re sure it ‘s correc’ , ma dear?
I ‘m glad for hearin’ you spik dat way
For I t’ink it was twenty year,
Since leffin’ de leetle ole house below,
I mak’ wit’ ma own two han’
For go on dat fine beeg place, up dere-
Mon Dieu! I’m de crazy man!

You ‘member we ‘re not very riche, cherie,
Dat tam we ‘re beginnin’ life!
Mese’f I’m twenty, an’ you eighteen
W’en I ‘m bringin’ you home ma wife,
Many de worry an’ troub’ we got
An’ some of dem was n’t small,
But not very long dey bodder us
For we work an’ forget dem all.

An’ you was de savin’ woman too,
Dere ‘s nobody beat you dere!
An’ I laugh w’en I t’ink of de tam you go
Over on Trois Rivieres
For payin’ de bank -you know how moche
We ‘re owin’ for dat new place
W ‘at was he sayin’ de nice young man
Smilin’ upon hees face

W’en he got dat monee was all pure gole
Come down on your familee
For honder year an’ mebbe more?
“Ma-dame you ‘re excusin’ me,
But w’ere was you gettin’ dis nice gole coin
Of Louis Quatorze, hees tam
Wit’ hees face on back of dem ev ‘ry wan?
For dey ‘re purty scase now, Ma-dam?”

An’ you say “Dat ‘s not’ing at all M’sieu
Ma familee get dem t’ing,
I suppose it’s very long tam ago,
W’en Louis Quatorze is King,
An’ I’m sorry poor feller he ‘s comin’ dead
An’ not leevin here to-day
‘Cos man should be good on hees frien’, M’sieu’
W’en de monee he mak’ dat way.”

Yass, ev ‘ry wan know we ‘re workin’ hard
An’ savin’ too all dem year,
But nobody see us starve ourse’f
Dere ‘s plaintee to eat, don ‘t fear-
Bimeby our chil’ren dey ‘re growin’ up
So we’re doin’ de bes’ we can
Settle dem off on de firse good chance
An’ geevin’ dem leetle lan’.

An’den de troub’ is begin to show
W ‘en our daughter poor Caroline
Sha marry dat lawyer on Trois Rivieres
De beeges’ fool never seen!
Alway come home ev’ry summer sure
Bringin’ her familee,
All right for de chil’ren, I don’t min’ dem;
But de husban’! sapree maudit!

I wish I was close ma ear right off
W’en he talk of our leetle house
Dough I know w’en familee’s comin’ home
Dere is n’t moche room for a mouse,
He say “Riche man lak youse’f can’t leev’
On shaintee lak dis below,
W’en t’ousan’ dollar will buil’ fin’ place
Up on de hill en haut.”

An’ he talk about gallerie all aroun’
W’ere we sit on de summer night
Watchin’ de star on de sky above
W’ile de moon she was shinin’ bright,
Could plant some apple-tree dere, also,
An’ flower, an’ I dunno w’at,
An’ w’en de sun he ‘s begin to rise
Look at de view we got!

Den he bring ‘noder feller from Trois Rivieres
An’ show w’at he call de plan
For makin’ dem house on de w’ole contree-
Mon Dieu! how I hate dat man!
‘Cos he ‘s talkin’ away nearly all de tam
Lak trotter upon de race-
Wall! affer a w’ile we mak’ our min’
For havin’ dat nice new place.

So dey go ahead, an’ we let dem go,
But stuff dey was t’row away;
I ‘m watchin’ for dat, an’ I save mese’f
Mebbe twenty-five cent a day,
For you ‘re surely cheat if you don’t tak’ care
Very offen we fin’ dat ‘s true,
An’ affer de house she was finish up,
We ‘re geevin’ it nam’ Bellevue.

O! yass, I know we enjoy ourse’f
W’en our frien’ dey was comin’ roun’
An’ say “Dat ‘s very fine place you got;
Dere’s not’ing upon de town,
Or anyw’ere else for honder mile
Dis house Bellevue can touch,
An’ den let de horse eat de garden fence
Non! we don’t enjoy dat so moche.

An’ of course we can’t say not’ing at all
For it ‘s not correc’ t’ing you know–
But “Never min’ dat, an’ please come again,
I’m sorry you got to go.”
Baptême! w’en I’m seeing beeg feller bus’
Our two dollar easy chair-
Can’t help it at all, I got to go
Down on de cellar an’ swear!

An’ w’ere did we leev’ on dat belle maison?
Wan room an’ de kitchen, dat ‘s all
An’ plaintee too for de man an’ wife!
An’ you ‘member de tam I fall
Off on de gallerie wan dark night,
I los’ mese’f tryin’ fin’
De winder dere on de grande parloir,
For closin’ it up de blin’?

An’ al de tam de poor leetle house
Is down on de road below,
I t’ink she was jealous dat fine new place
Up on de hill en haut,
For O! she look lonesome by herse’f
De winder all broke an’ gone-
No smoke on de chimney comin’ out
No frien’ stannin’ dere–not wan.

You ‘member too, w’en de fever come
An’ ketch us wan winter day?
W’at he call de shaintee, our son-in-law,
Dat ‘s w’ere dey pass away
Xavier, Zoë. an’ Euchariste
Our chil’ren wan, two, t’ree-
I offen t’ink of de room dey die,
An’ I can’t help cryin’–me.

So we ‘ll go on de ole house once again,
Long enough we been fool lak dis
Never min’ w’at dey say bimeby, ma chere
But geeve me de leetle kiss,
Let dem stay on dat fine new place up dere
Our daughter an’ son-in-law
For to-morrow soon as de sun will rise
We ‘re goin’ back home- Hooraw!