The Tale of Custard the Dragon
July 5, 2023The Shrimp
July 5, 2023The Swan
Scholars call the masculine swan a cob;
I call him a narcissistic snob.
He looks in the mirror over and over,
And claims to have never heard of Pavlova.
Ogden Nash
Ogden Nash (1902-1971): An American poet known for his light-hearted and humorous verse, often featuring puns and wordplay. He is best known for his poem "Candy Is Dandy, But Liquor Is Quicker" and his animal-themed poetry.